"Alright flashlight, keys..Oh! The instruction manual."
"Instructions. You start with One. Two. Three."
"Four."
"Are you crackin wise? I oughta punch you in the nose, hop scotch!"
"Leave him alone, Gus. You got it covered, right Larry?"
"Yeah, yeah, I got it."
"You better get it!"
"Gus-"
"Larry, do em in order. Do em all. And do em quick. And the most important thing of all to remember, don't let anything in or *out*."
"Out?"
"Good luck, son."
"Number one: throw the bone. ..what bone?"
"Fire up the iron horse, boys."
"Hey, blondie!"
"Names Jedadiah."
"Jedadiah, stop the train, please!"
"That's a big No can do, crackerjack."
"Whats going on here, huh?"
"Somebodys got to pay."
"Pay for what?"
"I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining, and take it like a man!"
"Seriously, stop the train!"
"Alright, stop the train."
"Thank you."
"NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM! SPLIT HIS HEAD LIKE A WATERMELON!"
"Ooh! Ow..."
"For crying out loud."
"Oh my-"
"Prepare the catapults."
"Whoa, Octavius- hold on. This ain't your fight. This here giant is on our land."
"Hey, hey hey..little guy. Jed, yeah. Sorry, look -I'm not a giant, okay? I'm just like an average sized..."
"Don't talk down to me!"
"I'm not a giant, guys. Alright? You guys are just really little."
"We may be small but our hearts are LARGE... metaphorically speaking."
"Don't take that the wrong way, I'm just saying, you're miniatures.."
"Silence!"
"Hey Cecil -you got an extra copy of that instruction manual?"
"Oh, no. I'm afraid not Larry. Listen, I'll tell you what you do. Read some books, brush up on your history. Helped me a lot when I first started out."
