"I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?"
"When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?"
"I got a haircut?"
"Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?"
"You've seen him too?"
"Who is he?"
"Why does he keep going into our closet?"
"Why do you keep going into our closet?"
"To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there."
"Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him."
"Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?"
"I want to see more of you around the lab."
"Fine. I'll gain weight."
"So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
"What's that smell?"
"Must be the dog, sir."
"Yes sir, I know..."
"Well, get it away from me! I hate popcorn! I can't stand popcorn!"
"Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday."
"Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers."