"What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?"
"They're called boobs, Ed."
"Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here..."
"That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes."
"Isn't it funny how some people go out of their way to help others, when others just fire them?"
"Look, I'm sorry but you were gone for a week. I assumed you were off having fun."
"Oh, and why the hell would you assume that?"
"I don't know. You look like someone who likes to have fun."
"Oh, so by that standard I should assume that you never get laid."
"Wha... how did you do this?"
"Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?"
"Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith..."
"I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired."