This really is a great movie:) I highly recommend it, if somehow you still have not seen it:)
"I'm just saying that whatever my father is paying you, I will double it."
"I'll quadruple it."
"I'll double it AND quadruple it!"
"You're being unreasonable!"
"You done beatin' me up? Let's go." LOL!
"Obviously we got off on the wrong foot here. So I'm going to be completely candid with you. Aaaahh, Have you ever heard of the Gato du Diabo, The Devil's Cat?"
"You know what, you're gonna stop speaking right now."
"Aaaahhh, it's a priceless object man, forged out of pure gold. It's worth millions."
"I thought you said it was priceless."
"You do not want to argue semantics with a PhD candidate."
"Yeah. I am really very close to being Dr. Travis Walker."
"You dropped out of Stanford after two semesters, Einstein."
"So, I'm fairly close. Closer than you."
"You're closer to getting your ass kicked again, we have a plane to catch."
"Wait, wait, wait...The data was real, alright? And I know where to find it. I'll split it with you eighty-twenty."
"Seventy-thirty? …You're a very unpleasant individual, you know that?"
"OH MY GOD!! AHHH -What is he doing?? WHAT IS HE DOING?"
"WHAT IS HE DOING?"
"He's humping you!"
"Ahhh, What is he doing?"
"Establish dominance! ESTABLISH DOMINANCE."
"Get him off of me! Ahhh!! Make him stop!"
"What is that? That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu?"