"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
"Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy."
"You got it."
"I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."
"You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out."
"Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now."
"Me neither. …………………….So y'all wanna smoke?"
"I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!"
"No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!"
"The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer."
"Hey, man, we're out of papers."
"All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil."
"We don't have a corkscrew."
"All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. ....Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!"
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"
....LOL...I reference this quote all the time, classic.:)
"You have smoked yourself retarded."
“Hey, is it January?"
“No, it's August."